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Q: how do you find the blind guy in the nudist colany
A: cum on, it's not hard!
Two guys were walking there dogs, a pit bull and a chawawa, when they see a sign for discounted drinks outside a pub. One says to the other, damn, I'd love to get something to drink but we can't with our dogs. The other guy, with the pit bull says: yes we can, watch and learn. So he goes up to the man at the entrance and says, sir, can I get in? The man sas I'm sorry, we don't allow guide gods here. No no, you don't understand, protests the man, this is my guide dog.
A Pit Bull? the doorman asks disbelievingly?
Yes, they're really good. Shrugging the doorman let's him go through. The second guy comes up, saying the same thing. That's your guide dog, a chawawa? The guy pauses for a minute and says, "A chawawa? They got me a damn chawawa?
hey the second one is great. lol. now i can remember esactly how it goes because i didnt remember the details.
Go to www.bestmidi.com. There's a blind jokes page on there. Trying ot find as many as I can.
There was this blind man who's walking down the street one early saturday morning. He goes past the grocerry store, and then he goes past a fish market where this other guy was selling fish. He stops, sniffs, tips his hat, and says "mornin ladies!"
Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other
How did hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They made her read the Waffle iron.
Why can't blind people go sky diving?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
Q: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?
A: Answering the iron.
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They made her read the waffle iron.
Q: How did Hellen Keller pierce her ear?
A: She answered the stapler.
Q: How did she pierce her other ear?
A: They called back.
Q: How does Hellen Keller drive?
A: One hand on the wheel, the other hand on the road. How did Hellen Keller break her hand?
A: Reading stop signs out of the car window goinng 100 km/hour.
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